Uttered by Ella as I was wiping her butt after bowel movement, "Mommy, there's something in my bottom.
Me: "Sweetheart, do you have more poop in your bottom? Maybe, we should try to sit on the potty."
E as she is reaching around to her backside: "No, there's no more poop. There is SOMETHING in my bottom."
Me: "Let's try to sit on the potty."
E, very incredulously: "No! Mommy, there is a crack on my bottom."
Me: Laughing uncontrollably.